Trashed and Scattered

I was going to give you an update on my trip to Utah and all the fun I had, but it’s too much effort to encapsulate so many things in a brief post. So while I collect my thoughts, snippets from work emails I’ve written today:

Easy! Marry rich. I’m still working on that one.
People expecting me to, you know, work. How rude of them.
It’s not impossible, it’s just mildly illegal. Here’s how:
We should do an extended happy hour or something.
A sofa is a fancy couch.
I had lots of fish food in my purse, not fun.
Life without me DOES suck, doesn’t it?

Tada! I am boring.